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Dear diary.

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Lust has taken over. No matter
what else is going on in my life,

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there's only one thing allowed
inside my head right now.

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And his name is Finn.

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And that's because I kissed him.

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Well, technically kissed him.

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Let me explain.

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As you know, I kissed Archie.

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This is before I knew he was gay,
so it still counts.

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Archie kissed a girl...

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reluctantly, called Tracey Croft.

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Tracey Croft shared a bit of her
kebab, and tongue, with Chop.

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Bleurgh!

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Chop unknowingly kissed Izzy
up near Rutland Waters.

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Whoever that was, can't kiss.
It's like kissing a bloody corpse.

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Izzy swapped lips minutes later
with a girl called Julia Fisher.

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That's how you kiss someone.
Oo-ooh!

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And finally, Julia Fisher kissed...

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my Finn.

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So there,
technically we've sort of kissed.

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Simple.

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Maybe you're in love.
I'm not in love!

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How many men do I fancy per week?
Well, this sounds different.

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It's not different
and I'm not in love.

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I don't even know him.

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I used to think he was shallow,
and maybe he is.

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Maybe I'm just confused because
I want him to tickle my kidneys.

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What's he like?

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Well, he's got this shy, but would-be
nuclear-in-bed thing going on.

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He really likes music and...

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Oh, bollocks! Hide!

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What the hell is he doing here?

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I thought you said he was shallow.

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I think I might be about
to commit a sex crime.

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I think I might be your accomplice.

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Bollocks!

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I'm in love, aren't I?

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Rae, it's Chloe... again.

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Look, we should meet up.

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We've got loads to chat about,
so please call me back.

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That's it.

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What the hell is going on?

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We've installed a chin-up bar
in your doorway.

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Why?

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Karim says it's the strongest
doorway in the house.

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You can't do that.

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Rae, he can't leave the house,
remember.

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He's got to stay in shape
if he wants to keep me interested.

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There's no point arguing with you,
is there?

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No, not really, not unless
you want to pay the mortgage.

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Dear diary, it's been over a decade
since a man's lived in this house

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and now I have a six-foot tall
Tunisian sweating in my doorway.

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I give it two weeks
before Mum scares him off.

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This came for you.

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Just look at my dad.

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My mum is so annoying
that when they split up,

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he moved to the Outer Hebrides.

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He's sent a couple of postcards
a year since I was six.

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He never leaves a return address.

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He says he doesn't want
to stand on my mum's toes.

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Dear Rae...

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I always imagine him
to have a Scottish accent.

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I'm not sure why.

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I think he was born in Derby.

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Just wanted to drop you a card
to say that I'm thinking of you.

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Stay out of trouble.
Lots of love, Victor.

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Dad.

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He always finishes
with a piece of life advice.

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PS, he who is dishonest
only ever lies to himself.

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The truthful path is the only one
that leads to happiness.

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Rae.

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What does that look mean?

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You mean you don't know.

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I thought you knew what was going on
in my head at every moment.

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Well, maybe I do
and I want you to tell me.

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I'm just...

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tired of being a phoney.

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I feel like I've been carrying around

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this big backpack of bullshit
for months.

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It's exhausting, you know?

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When I told Chloe I'd been ill,
I felt nervous.

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And then angry
because she walked out.

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But afterwards...

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I felt like I'd put down
the big bag of bullshit for a while.

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Relief. Right, relief.

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I want to be like...

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a new Rae.

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No more backpack. Exactly.

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And I want us
to be able to talk about anything.

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Be really honest with each other.
I mean...

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why not?

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I'm loving the new Rae.
So what do you want to talk about?

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First of all...

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I think I'm in love.

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Oh, oh. What happened?
I don't know.

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I feel... sick.

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I feel like I'm floating,

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like a warm breeze could just blow me
off the face of the earth.

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Oh, yes, sounds like love to me.
So?

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What do I do?

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Well, what would the new Rae do?

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New Rae needed a manifesto
of honesty.

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Tell Finn I kind of, sort of,
love him.

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Tell Chloe everything that happened.

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Tell everyone I was ill.

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This is crazy.

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He's like looking at porn.

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As if he's ever going to like me.

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Rae!

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What are you doing here?

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I just came for a walk.

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Just keeping it real,
keeping it busy.

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Real busy.

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So how was Knebworth, then?

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Crap. Liar.

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I were gutted you couldn't come.

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Finn...
I wanted to tell you something.

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I wanted to talk to you too,
actually.

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Look, I'm sorry I was a bit
of a dick when we first met.

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I just...

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I got you wrong, I guess.

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I didn't know you were sound.

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Finn!

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Anyway, look, I'd better go.

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Oh... my... Lord!

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I'm never using this hand again
for anything.

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Well...

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maybe for one thing.

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Rae, thank God, look, don't panic.

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Nobody is panicking,

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but me and Karim, we've got to
leave the country.

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What?

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We think someone's tipped off
Immigration.

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Who?

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Fucking Sally Crowther's mum.

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Tess, who works behind the Lottery
counter at Food Giant, right,

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says she's been asking questions
about the exotic man who lives here.

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What exactly do you mean,
you're leaving the country?

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I'm buggering off.

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Outside of England, to Tunisia.

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This is crazy.

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No, it's all right,
it's only for three nights.

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It's not like we're going on
holiday.

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Oh, Karim, make sure you
bring the camera.

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Camera.

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Right.

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I'm really not happy
about leaving you.

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Are you sure you're
going to be right?

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I'll be fine.

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Maybe I shouldn't go. Cos last time
you were on your own...

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It's not like last time.
I'm much better than I was.

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Mum, you're scaring me.

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Taxi man. Taxi man.

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Right... out of the way.

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No parties.

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I've asked Mrs Dewhurst to keep an
eye on you

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and I'm going to ring Kester

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to make sure he can bring forward
your second appointment. No parties.

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I've left a list of things
by the kettle.

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Go to the hospital
if you don't feel well.

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Bye, love.

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No parties.

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What should you do when the bane of
your existence

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finally pisses off for a bit?

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Hmm... maybe I'll just start with
a movie and some ice-cream.

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How long's she away for?

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She's back on Thursday.

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What's that?

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It's a present... to say sorry.

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I was a mess when you came round to
mine.

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Well, I was a twat. Really.

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Here.

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So...

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what happened with Stephen?

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Well, we dragged it out
for another three hours...

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is what happened.

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But I don't want to talk about that.

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So...

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So...

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I guess I never finished telling you
what happened to me.

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Well, you don't have to tell me
if you don't want to, it's fine.

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No, I want to.

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You said you hate yourself.

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I just, um...

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It was March.

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My mum was on nights.

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I'd be at school in the day,
I'd come back,

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my tea would be in the oven
with a note.

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I didn't see her for three or four
days.

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It was too quiet.
Time to think about things.

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My mind started screaming.

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Getting into weird patterns.

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Weird repetitions.

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Random bad thoughts.

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Something broke inside me.

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And the weight of one thing just
pulled everything else apart...

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everything else apart.
Pulled everything else apart.

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Rae...

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why did you do that?

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I don't know.

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Something must have made you do it.

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What were you thinking about?

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I don't know.

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I think sometimes people just go
crazy.

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But it doesn't matter.

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I'm not like that any more.

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I'm getting better.

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Are you sure?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I am.

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I've decided I'm going to tell
everyone.

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Why?

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I just feel like a phoney.

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I'm tired of having secrets.

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Rae, everyone's got secrets.

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I need to do this.

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For me.

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OK.

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One down, two to go.

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Bollocks to a saliva tree.

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I needed to give him
some of my real saliva.

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On whichever part of his body
he wanted.

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And if being honest
might make this happen,

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it was time to truth the fuck up.

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Anyway, then he hugged me.

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Shirtless?
Oh!

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He smelt of boy sweat and CK One.

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I thought my ovaries
were going to explode.

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So, are you still going to tell him
you like him?

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You're heading towards
the friend zone.

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What? You're heading towards
the friend zone.

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What the hell are you talking about?

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So this is basically the zone
where Finn's friends live.

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And this is the zone where Finn's
romantic possibilities live.

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And this...

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is you, Rae.

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Now, you're getting to know the guy
and you're gonna end up

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in one of these two areas.

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Now, tell me, which area do you want
to end up in?

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Tix? She wants to be in
the romantic zone.

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Correct, Tix, she wants to be
in the romantic zone.

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But at the moment, Rae,
you are heading over here.

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But we hugged.

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Exactly. Now, that's exactly my
point. Now, who do you ever hug, hm?

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Your gran, your mum, your mates.

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AKA, people you have
no romantic interest in whatsoever.

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So, go on then.

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How do I make it to
the romantic zone?

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Well, first off, as a general rule,
no hugging.

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OK? No... hugging.

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Then all you have to do
is act like you don't like him.

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Treat him mean to keep him keen.

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What, am I 11 years old or something?
It'll create tension,

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and tension... tension is the key

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to getting here.

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Why can't I just be honest with him?

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Look, take it or leave it.

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00:15:55,394 --> 00:15:58,635
Danny knows what he's talking about.
Thanks, Dix.

260
00:15:58,636 --> 00:16:02,635
See me after class for some
extra-curricular shenanigans.

261
00:16:03,675 --> 00:16:05,635
Tix, do you fancy him?

262
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:14,754
Chloe?

263
00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:17,953
Have you ever heard of the friend
zone? Heard of it?

264
00:16:17,954 --> 00:16:19,873
You're looking at it right now.

265
00:16:19,874 --> 00:16:23,875
Do you think they like each other?
Izzy definitely likes Chop.

266
00:16:24,395 --> 00:16:27,593
I reckon Chop likes Izzy,
I just don't think he knows it yet.

267
00:16:27,594 --> 00:16:29,595
Do you think they'll ever go out
with each other?

268
00:16:29,596 --> 00:16:30,834
I doubt it.

269
00:16:30,835 --> 00:16:34,835
There's no way out of the
friend zone, Rae.

270
00:16:38,115 --> 00:16:40,354
All right?

271
00:16:40,355 --> 00:16:43,794
S-Stop. What?

272
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:47,795
I really need to talk to Archie.

273
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,435
What was all that about?

274
00:16:52,436 --> 00:16:55,834
Right... so are you gonna tell me
what happened

275
00:16:55,835 --> 00:16:59,674
with that guy that you fancy?

276
00:16:59,675 --> 00:17:01,834
So... we kissed.

277
00:17:01,835 --> 00:17:03,794
Ugh, filth!

278
00:17:03,795 --> 00:17:05,354
But...

279
00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:09,034
I just...

280
00:17:09,035 --> 00:17:10,914
There was nothing.

281
00:17:10,915 --> 00:17:12,794
What do you mean?

282
00:17:12,795 --> 00:17:14,314
I'm shitting it, Rae.

283
00:17:14,315 --> 00:17:18,315
I've kissed girls and I've kissed
boys and I felt nothing.

284
00:17:19,115 --> 00:17:21,995
I'm starting to think
I've got no sexuality.

285
00:17:21,996 --> 00:17:25,514
Archie, how can you have
no sexuality?

286
00:17:25,515 --> 00:17:27,953
Especially when you're peeping
all the time.

287
00:17:27,954 --> 00:17:29,113
I did that three times.

288
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:30,915
But you said it was...
All right!

289
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:34,915
Less than ten times.

290
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:39,755
I'm just a bit of a mess right now.

291
00:17:40,115 --> 00:17:43,714
Archie, come here.

292
00:17:43,715 --> 00:17:47,274
All right, love birds?
Hey, Chop.

293
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,954
Where's Finn?

294
00:17:48,955 --> 00:17:51,393
He's gone off home to his mum.
His gran's not well.

295
00:17:51,394 --> 00:17:53,755
Don't say owt, but he's pretty
cut up about it.

296
00:17:53,756 --> 00:17:55,914
Here he is, the big knobhead.

297
00:17:55,915 --> 00:17:57,194
What?

298
00:17:57,195 --> 00:18:01,195
So, Raemundo, a little birdie
told me you've got an empty.

299
00:18:01,595 --> 00:18:04,275
Chop!
What? I didn't tell her who told me.

300
00:18:04,276 --> 00:18:08,114
Anyway... you know what
I'm thinking...

301
00:18:08,115 --> 00:18:09,794
No, no parties.

302
00:18:09,795 --> 00:18:13,553
I'm not talking any old party.
I'm talking a sexy party.

303
00:18:13,554 --> 00:18:17,555
What's a sexy party? It's exactly
the same as a normal party,

304
00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:18,953
but everyone brings sleeping bags

305
00:18:18,954 --> 00:18:20,753
and no-one asks any questions
in the morning.

306
00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:22,313
Oh, so it's basically like
a sleepover, yeah?

307
00:18:22,314 --> 00:18:25,835
Can I borrow a duvet, Rae,
cos I haven't got a sleeping bag.

308
00:18:25,836 --> 00:18:28,394
Oh, no, cos we're not having a party,

309
00:18:28,395 --> 00:18:31,394
sexy or otherwise.

310
00:18:31,395 --> 00:18:33,555
Oh, my God, Finn, show everyone
your love letter.

311
00:18:33,556 --> 00:18:34,954
Huh?

312
00:18:34,955 --> 00:18:36,554
Oh, who's that?

313
00:18:36,555 --> 00:18:37,955
Finn's got an admirer.

314
00:18:37,956 --> 00:18:39,314
What?

315
00:18:39,315 --> 00:18:42,554
Let's see it. Get it out.

316
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,154
Pink.

317
00:18:44,155 --> 00:18:45,194
Ooh!

318
00:18:45,195 --> 00:18:47,874
"Dear Finn, you are so fit
and lovely.

319
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,674
"I want to make you mine.

320
00:18:49,675 --> 00:18:52,514
"Love from... X."

321
00:18:52,515 --> 00:18:53,714
Ooh!

322
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:57,715
Who would even send a love letter?
That is so stupid.

323
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,953
It's franked from Lincolnshire,
so it must be a local girl.

324
00:19:00,954 --> 00:19:03,433
But all letters are stamped
"Lincolnshire"

325
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,513
if that's where they're delivered.

326
00:19:05,514 --> 00:19:09,515
What? Letters are stamped where
they're sent from, not sent to.

327
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,594
You're not serious?

328
00:19:11,595 --> 00:19:13,154
You're 16 years old

329
00:19:13,155 --> 00:19:16,555
and you think letters are stamped
where they're sent... to?

330
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:20,555
It's what my mum said.

331
00:19:23,035 --> 00:19:24,275
I'm joking.

332
00:20:56,224 --> 00:21:01,320
Diary, maybe I wasn't the only one
with a backpack full of bullshit.

333
00:21:01,776 --> 00:21:03,634
Maybe most people had at least

334
00:21:03,683 --> 00:21:06,724
a pocket full of bullshit on them
at all times.

335
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:10,163
But that didn't mean everyone did.

336
00:21:10,164 --> 00:21:14,164
And it didn't mean I had to.

337
00:21:15,844 --> 00:21:19,844
In some ways, I never wanted to see
my mum's face ever again.

338
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:23,044
In some ways, I couldn't wait
for her to get back,

339
00:21:23,139 --> 00:21:26,257
so I could finally destroy her.

340
00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:28,009
Chop? "All right, Rae!"

341
00:21:28,076 --> 00:21:30,355
So how do you host a sexy party?

342
00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:34,862
"Whoo! Yes!"

343
00:21:41,142 --> 00:21:43,142
All right, Rae?

344
00:21:46,462 --> 00:21:48,861
Hey! Mwah!

345
00:21:48,862 --> 00:21:50,862
All right, Rae. Give us a hug.

346
00:21:50,863 --> 00:21:53,141
No.

347
00:21:53,142 --> 00:21:56,062
I've got a no-hugging policy.
You just hugged Archie.

348
00:21:56,063 --> 00:22:00,062
Yeah, I just implemented it
in the last few seconds.

349
00:22:04,822 --> 00:22:08,540
What are you doing? I said come round
at seven. You're three hours early.

350
00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:10,860
I just thought I'd give you
a bit of time to bed in.

351
00:22:10,861 --> 00:22:14,862
Bed in? Chop, sexy parties aren't as
big as normal parties, are they?

352
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,700
No. It's very much
an intimate affair.

353
00:22:17,701 --> 00:22:19,862
Just a few guests.
Don't you worry.

354
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,861
Chloe.

355
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:27,724
What?

356
00:22:27,725 --> 00:22:30,844
- Nice one.
- What?

357
00:22:30,845 --> 00:22:33,363
I've got a bit of a problem.
Well, what's up?

358
00:22:33,364 --> 00:22:34,805
I've got therapy in an hour.

359
00:22:34,806 --> 00:22:36,884
Skip it. I can't.

360
00:22:36,885 --> 00:22:39,123
Right, so what are you going
to tell them, then?

361
00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:41,363
Oh, bollocks to it,
I'm just going to tell them all.

362
00:22:41,364 --> 00:22:43,525
Rae, I've thought about that
and I don't think you should.

363
00:22:43,526 --> 00:22:44,964
Well, why not?

364
00:22:44,965 --> 00:22:48,883
They're my friends, Chloe, they're
not going to judge me. You didn't.

365
00:22:48,884 --> 00:22:50,405
Well, they might
treat you differently.

366
00:22:50,406 --> 00:22:54,405
Besides, it is none
of their business.

367
00:22:54,685 --> 00:22:55,965
But I'm sick of lying.

368
00:22:55,966 --> 00:22:57,764
Rae, everyone lies.

369
00:22:57,765 --> 00:23:00,725
I don't believe that.
Oh, Chloe, I can't believe that.

370
00:23:00,726 --> 00:23:03,644
Rae, listen to me.

371
00:23:03,645 --> 00:23:05,444
They might not understand.

372
00:23:05,445 --> 00:23:09,245
Are you sure you want to take
that risk?

373
00:23:09,303 --> 00:23:10,662
Look, don't.

374
00:23:10,663 --> 00:23:13,142
Everyone...
Yeah, here we go.

375
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:16,622
I've, um... got to nip out for a bit.

376
00:23:16,623 --> 00:23:19,182
So... don't trash the place.

377
00:23:19,183 --> 00:23:20,463
What? Where are you going?

378
00:23:20,464 --> 00:23:23,262
Um...
She's got to go to her uncle's.

379
00:23:23,263 --> 00:23:24,583
Get some more booze.

380
00:23:24,584 --> 00:23:28,022
Sweet. Sweet.

381
00:23:28,023 --> 00:23:29,422
Here y'are, Rae.

382
00:23:29,423 --> 00:23:32,381
I've got some tunes here
that you might not have.

383
00:23:32,382 --> 00:23:35,461
Right, just stick them
by the rest of the CDs then.

384
00:23:35,462 --> 00:23:37,361
But I don't step on your toes
music-wise.

385
00:23:37,443 --> 00:23:38,722
I know how you like to think

386
00:23:38,723 --> 00:23:41,404
you have that superior knowledge of
music and all that.

387
00:23:41,405 --> 00:23:44,843
Yeah, right. Whatever.

388
00:23:44,844 --> 00:23:48,844
I've got to go.

389
00:23:49,324 --> 00:23:53,324
Right. See you later, buddy.

390
00:23:54,044 --> 00:23:56,683
Buddy? Buddy.

391
00:23:56,684 --> 00:23:58,123
This is not good.

392
00:23:58,124 --> 00:24:00,842
You are at the very brink of the
border of the friend zone.

393
00:24:00,843 --> 00:24:03,202
You're at the checkpoint.
So what do I do?

394
00:24:03,203 --> 00:24:06,564
You need tension,
you need to do something drastic.

395
00:24:06,565 --> 00:24:10,564
You need to make him see you
in a romantic way.

396
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:14,362
I'll come to the party. I'll
pretend to be your ex-boyfriend.

397
00:24:14,363 --> 00:24:16,964
I'll tell everybody how amazing
you were when we were going out.

398
00:24:16,965 --> 00:24:18,363
How good in bed.

399
00:24:18,364 --> 00:24:19,963
What? Why not?

400
00:24:19,964 --> 00:24:23,203
Because it's just more bullshit.

401
00:24:23,204 --> 00:24:25,882
I don't give a shit, that's why.
Please, keep your voice down.

402
00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:28,802
This is where I work.
Don't tell me to keep my voice down.

403
00:24:28,803 --> 00:24:31,562
What do you want me to say?
I don't want you to say anything.

404
00:24:31,563 --> 00:24:33,202
I tried, there's no point.

405
00:24:33,203 --> 00:24:37,204
What are we going to do about
the car? I need this for work.

406
00:24:37,284 --> 00:24:41,284
Oh, for fuck's sake!

407
00:24:41,684 --> 00:24:45,123
So how is the new Rae thing going?

408
00:24:45,124 --> 00:24:47,804
I don't think everyone's ready
for the new Rae.

409
00:24:47,805 --> 00:24:51,243
Well, they'd better start
getting ready.

410
00:24:51,244 --> 00:24:53,602
So how are you coping
with your mum being away?

411
00:24:53,603 --> 00:24:55,482
The first time you've been
on your own

412
00:24:55,483 --> 00:24:57,282
since the night you came in, right?

413
00:24:57,283 --> 00:24:58,924
Yeah, but that was only bad

414
00:24:58,925 --> 00:25:02,924
because there was no-one there
to stop me sinking.

415
00:25:04,124 --> 00:25:07,203
What started you sinking?

416
00:25:07,204 --> 00:25:11,204
I was just alone and... miserable.

417
00:25:11,524 --> 00:25:13,524
It's just random bad thoughts,
isn't it?

418
00:25:13,525 --> 00:25:15,163
No.

419
00:25:15,164 --> 00:25:16,523
Behaviour...

420
00:25:16,524 --> 00:25:18,483
it's not chaotic.

421
00:25:18,484 --> 00:25:21,883
Being on your own that night
was just a trigger.

422
00:25:21,884 --> 00:25:25,282
What we need to figure out is
why you don't like yourself.

423
00:25:25,283 --> 00:25:28,882
We need to start digging deeper,
looking at things in your past

424
00:25:28,883 --> 00:25:31,042
and seeing how you've made sense
of them,

425
00:25:31,043 --> 00:25:33,964
things you might not have thought
about for years.

426
00:25:36,164 --> 00:25:40,163
You said that being honest
made you feel better.

427
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:43,003
Well, this is about being
really honest.

428
00:25:43,004 --> 00:25:45,003
Painfully so.

429
00:25:45,004 --> 00:25:49,004
About being honest with yourself.

430
00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:55,043
You know you can talk to me
about stuff, don't you?

431
00:25:55,044 --> 00:25:57,203
What do you mean?
I mean...

432
00:25:57,204 --> 00:26:01,163
what have you been up to
the last few days?

433
00:26:01,164 --> 00:26:04,284
Oh, not much, my life
isn't as interesting as yours.

434
00:26:04,285 --> 00:26:06,603
Has anything happened?

435
00:26:06,604 --> 00:26:08,883
No, nothing's happened.

436
00:26:08,884 --> 00:26:11,083
My life's very dull.

437
00:26:11,084 --> 00:26:15,084
So, we can talk about anything
as long as it's to do with me,

438
00:26:15,804 --> 00:26:17,564
that's just the way it is?

439
00:26:17,565 --> 00:26:21,443
I'm sorry,
have I missed something here?

440
00:26:21,444 --> 00:26:25,043
Just forget it.

441
00:26:25,044 --> 00:26:28,403
OK, let's go back
to the night you came in.

442
00:26:28,404 --> 00:26:31,724
Let's just start examining how you
were feeling,

443
00:26:31,725 --> 00:26:35,443
what you were thinking.

444
00:26:35,444 --> 00:26:36,643
I can't remember.

445
00:26:36,644 --> 00:26:38,364
You can't remember what happened?

446
00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:39,723
No.

447
00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:41,804
Well, that's quite common.
A lot of people have...

448
00:26:41,805 --> 00:26:44,283
'Why should you be honest?

449
00:26:44,284 --> 00:26:47,603
'Why should you ever tell anyone
anything?

450
00:26:47,604 --> 00:26:50,402
'Adults will tell you
that you should always be truthful,

451
00:26:50,403 --> 00:26:52,684
'but they're as full of it
as everyone else.'

452
00:26:52,685 --> 00:26:55,243
but it's all in there somewhere.

453
00:26:55,244 --> 00:26:56,403
I'm sure it is.

454
00:26:56,404 --> 00:27:00,404
Look, can we finish early,
I've got something on.

455
00:27:23,764 --> 00:27:26,483
Chop.

456
00:27:26,484 --> 00:27:30,243
Chop. Chop!

457
00:27:30,244 --> 00:27:31,323
What happened?

458
00:27:31,324 --> 00:27:32,882
Yeah, the numbers seem
to have swelled up a bit,

459
00:27:32,883 --> 00:27:34,162
but I know everyone here personally.

460
00:27:34,163 --> 00:27:37,244
I can vouch for every one of them.
Who's that, then?

461
00:27:37,245 --> 00:27:38,363
Hannah.

462
00:27:38,364 --> 00:27:39,764
All right, who's that?

463
00:27:39,765 --> 00:27:42,283
Hannah.

464
00:27:42,284 --> 00:27:44,284
All right, so I don't know everyone.

465
00:27:44,285 --> 00:27:48,284
For example,
he's definitely not from Stamford.

466
00:27:53,244 --> 00:27:55,283
Danny.
Oh, here she is.

467
00:27:55,284 --> 00:27:58,602
I've been telling everybody about
when we were going out, you know.

468
00:27:58,603 --> 00:28:00,842
Our romantic break in Staffordshire.
You did what?

469
00:28:00,843 --> 00:28:01,722
Anyway, like I said,

470
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:04,084
even though we bought a two-day pass
for Alton Towers,

471
00:28:04,085 --> 00:28:07,403
we didn't really want to leave
the hotel room.

472
00:28:07,404 --> 00:28:09,724
I've still never been
on the Corkscrew.

473
00:28:09,725 --> 00:28:11,363
Rae, that is so wild.

474
00:28:11,364 --> 00:28:15,364
Good... good times.

475
00:28:18,924 --> 00:28:20,442
Next thing I know,
we were at reception

476
00:28:20,443 --> 00:28:22,882
and she said,
"Can you keep the noise down a bit?

477
00:28:22,883 --> 00:28:24,164
"We've had complaints
from next door."

478
00:28:24,165 --> 00:28:27,963
That's a load of bollocks, that,
isn't it?

479
00:28:27,964 --> 00:28:30,883
Isn't it?

480
00:28:30,884 --> 00:28:32,762
Why didn't you tell me you were
going out

481
00:28:32,763 --> 00:28:34,242
with someone at the hospital?

482
00:28:34,243 --> 00:28:36,362
How do you know he's
from the hospital?

483
00:28:36,363 --> 00:28:37,842
I don't know, he's a bit odd.

484
00:28:37,843 --> 00:28:39,244
I said to just turn the TV up,

485
00:28:39,245 --> 00:28:41,643
or just enjoy the park,

486
00:28:41,644 --> 00:28:45,644
like the rest of the people
who do it, know what I mean?

487
00:28:47,164 --> 00:28:49,402
Listen, Rae, please don't make
me leave.

488
00:28:49,403 --> 00:28:51,444
It's so boring back at the hospital.

489
00:28:51,445 --> 00:28:52,563
Danny...

490
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,162
Listen, I've been telling everyone
what an amazing lover you are.

491
00:28:55,163 --> 00:28:57,042
You know, not too gentle
and not too strong,

492
00:28:57,043 --> 00:29:00,284
that perfect harmonious pitch
between giving and greedy.

493
00:29:00,285 --> 00:29:03,203
Right, Danny, you can stay.

494
00:29:03,204 --> 00:29:06,443
Just... just don't do anything crazy.

495
00:29:06,444 --> 00:29:08,362
But I am crazy.
I've got a certificate

496
00:29:08,363 --> 00:29:10,284
from the Government that proves it.

497
00:29:10,285 --> 00:29:14,284
Listen, do they all know
that you've been ill?

498
00:29:14,964 --> 00:29:18,563
I'm going to tell them in
my own time.

499
00:29:18,564 --> 00:29:20,803
Just promise me, yeah?

500
00:29:20,804 --> 00:29:24,804
I promise, Scout's honour.

501
00:29:29,044 --> 00:29:32,723
Archie, who has he been talking to?

502
00:29:32,724 --> 00:29:34,243
I don't know.

503
00:29:34,244 --> 00:29:38,244
But I think he might have found out
who sent him that love letter.

504
00:29:39,364 --> 00:29:42,883
Rae, mind if I use your phone
to ring home?

505
00:29:42,884 --> 00:29:44,404
There's one in my mum's room.

506
00:29:44,405 --> 00:29:48,404
I'm going to freshen up,
so I'll show you where it is.

507
00:29:49,924 --> 00:29:51,322
You're being way too subtle.

508
00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:53,322
Remember, he's a boy,
we don't do subtle.

509
00:29:53,323 --> 00:29:55,284
Ignore him, you need tension.

510
00:30:08,444 --> 00:30:12,163
Is this where the party is?

511
00:30:12,164 --> 00:30:13,842
Come on, we ain't gonna
cause any trouble.

512
00:30:13,843 --> 00:30:15,202
Everything all right here, Rae?

513
00:30:15,203 --> 00:30:16,322
Who's this mickey?

514
00:30:16,323 --> 00:30:17,604
I'm her ex-boyfriend.

515
00:30:17,605 --> 00:30:19,723
Jesus, you poor fucker!

516
00:30:19,724 --> 00:30:20,922
Is there going to be a problem here?

517
00:30:20,923 --> 00:30:22,722
Yeah, there is going to be
a problem.

518
00:30:22,723 --> 00:30:24,402
What are you going to do
about it?

519
00:30:24,403 --> 00:30:26,762
I don't know.
I'm a bit mental, you see.

520
00:30:26,763 --> 00:30:28,962
I'm a bit unpredictable.
Right, well,

521
00:30:28,963 --> 00:30:31,924
why don't you piss off inside
before I get unpredictable?

522
00:30:31,925 --> 00:30:34,123
What do you lot want?

523
00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:36,204
Nothing, I just want to have
a drink.

524
00:30:36,205 --> 00:30:37,723
You're not welcome.

525
00:30:37,724 --> 00:30:39,242
I told my brother
about Finn last week

526
00:30:39,243 --> 00:30:40,882
and he said if any of you
touch me again,

527
00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:42,204
he's gonna knock you out.

528
00:30:42,205 --> 00:30:44,603
Yeah, well, you're not coming in.

529
00:30:44,604 --> 00:30:47,204
I guess we'll just have to stand
here all night.

530
00:30:47,205 --> 00:30:49,524
Jog on, you big bunch of fannies.

531
00:30:50,164 --> 00:30:51,563
You fuckin' scumbag!

532
00:30:51,564 --> 00:30:53,084
Go on, fuck off!

533
00:31:08,364 --> 00:31:12,364
Right, right, we'll have a couple
of rounds of normal spin the bottle,

534
00:31:13,324 --> 00:31:15,123
just as a warm-up.

535
00:31:15,124 --> 00:31:19,124
Then we can spice things up a bit.

536
00:31:22,204 --> 00:31:24,324
You know he only organises
things like this

537
00:31:24,325 --> 00:31:27,563
so he can get off with someone,
don't you?

538
00:31:27,564 --> 00:31:28,643
Rae.

539
00:31:28,644 --> 00:31:30,283
Rae!

540
00:31:30,284 --> 00:31:32,203
What?

541
00:31:32,204 --> 00:31:33,642
Seriously, are you deaf?

542
00:31:33,643 --> 00:31:35,202
How? I couldn't hear you.

543
00:31:35,203 --> 00:31:36,524
Of course you could hear me.

544
00:31:36,525 --> 00:31:38,683
Right, one, two, three.

545
00:31:38,684 --> 00:31:41,764
Ohhhhh!

546
00:31:42,724 --> 00:31:45,163
The almighty Barnstaple!
Yes!

547
00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:46,483
Next one.

548
00:31:46,484 --> 00:31:50,484
Ohhhh!

549
00:31:51,724 --> 00:31:52,883
Archibald.

550
00:31:52,884 --> 00:31:55,843
I'm not even playing, mate, no.

551
00:31:55,844 --> 00:31:57,404
No.

552
00:32:03,244 --> 00:32:06,083
So... so who's this Danny guy then?

553
00:32:06,084 --> 00:32:07,483
What's it to you?

554
00:32:07,484 --> 00:32:09,562
It's nowt to me, I just wondered

555
00:32:09,563 --> 00:32:12,162
what school he went to
or if he's from around here.

556
00:32:12,163 --> 00:32:13,764
No, he's not from around here.

557
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:14,963
Ready?

558
00:32:14,964 --> 00:32:18,964
Ohhhhhhh!

559
00:32:22,844 --> 00:32:26,163
Again. Whoa, whoa, yeah.

560
00:32:26,164 --> 00:32:27,764
Go and get me a drink. What?

561
00:32:27,765 --> 00:32:30,244
Quick, now.
Get your own drink.

562
00:32:31,884 --> 00:32:35,884
Go on, lad, get in there!

563
00:32:44,604 --> 00:32:46,642
Right, right, no messing about.

564
00:32:46,643 --> 00:32:48,202
We're upping the stakes.

565
00:32:48,203 --> 00:32:52,204
Couples have to go into the landing
cupboard together, for a minute.

566
00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:56,404
No exceptions, you cheeky little...

567
00:32:57,604 --> 00:33:00,004
Ohhhhhhh!

568
00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:03,723
Raemundo!

569
00:33:03,724 --> 00:33:05,844
She's only going in the cupboard
of lust.

570
00:33:05,845 --> 00:33:07,723
But who will it be with?

571
00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:09,083
Whoo!

572
00:33:09,084 --> 00:33:13,084
One, two, three.

573
00:33:13,524 --> 00:33:14,844
'I wished for Archie.

574
00:33:14,845 --> 00:33:18,003
'We could just go in there and
chat.

575
00:33:18,004 --> 00:33:21,923
'I wished for Chop,
just a friendly fumble.

576
00:33:21,924 --> 00:33:23,404
'I just wished for someone

577
00:33:23,405 --> 00:33:27,404
'who wouldn't be disappointed that
they had the kiss me.

578
00:33:27,684 --> 00:33:28,723
'Oh, my God!

579
00:33:28,724 --> 00:33:30,683
'What if it's Finn?

580
00:33:30,684 --> 00:33:32,563
'What if my breath smells?

581
00:33:32,564 --> 00:33:35,203
'What if I burp in his mouth?

582
00:33:35,204 --> 00:33:39,204
'It won't be Finn, it won't be Finn,
it won't be Finn.

583
00:33:39,604 --> 00:33:43,604
'Oh, shit!'

584
00:34:04,124 --> 00:34:05,403
Rae?

585
00:34:05,404 --> 00:34:07,043
Yeah.

586
00:34:07,044 --> 00:34:10,204
Why are you being
such a complete knobhead to me?

587
00:34:10,205 --> 00:34:11,323
Sorry?

588
00:34:11,324 --> 00:34:14,163
Did I do something to annoy you?

589
00:34:14,164 --> 00:34:16,483
No, I just...

590
00:34:16,484 --> 00:34:18,202
Then why are you mugging me off
all the time?

591
00:34:18,203 --> 00:34:20,482
I apologised for being a bit funny
when they first met,

592
00:34:20,483 --> 00:34:22,122
but that's because
I didn't know you.

593
00:34:22,123 --> 00:34:23,922
Now, one minute
you're dead nice to me

594
00:34:23,923 --> 00:34:26,124
and the next you're just being
totally rude.

595
00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:28,123
I'm not trying to be rude.

596
00:34:28,124 --> 00:34:32,003
Then maybe it just comes naturally
to you.

597
00:34:32,004 --> 00:34:33,964
I thought we were getting on.

598
00:34:33,965 --> 00:34:36,323
30 seconds left, love birds.

599
00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:38,164
It's not as simple as that, is it?

600
00:34:38,165 --> 00:34:40,203
It is as simple as that, Rae.

601
00:34:40,204 --> 00:34:42,642
Either we're friends
or we're not friends.

602
00:34:42,643 --> 00:34:44,324
Maybe I don't want to be your friend.

603
00:34:44,325 --> 00:34:46,003
You what?

604
00:34:46,004 --> 00:34:47,163
Maybe...

605
00:34:47,164 --> 00:34:49,883
I don't want to be your friend.

606
00:34:49,884 --> 00:34:51,443
Why not?

607
00:34:56,164 --> 00:34:59,443
Hey-hey! Right, who's next?

608
00:35:27,472 --> 00:35:30,310
I'm not being funny,
but can we stop playing this now?

609
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,079
No, I haven't kissed anyone yet.

610
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,079
Are you even capable of still
kissing someone?

611
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,421
I don't think anyone else
is playing.

612
00:35:36,438 --> 00:35:37,436
I'm playing.

613
00:35:37,437 --> 00:35:39,075
Well, great, you two kiss
each other then.

614
00:35:39,076 --> 00:35:40,397
Everyone else can just chill out.

615
00:35:40,398 --> 00:35:42,556
What?! Izzy?

616
00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:46,557
Jesus!

617
00:36:00,957 --> 00:36:02,196
Eww!

618
00:36:02,197 --> 00:36:06,156
It's like kissing a corpse.

619
00:36:06,157 --> 00:36:10,157
Ugh! Minging!

620
00:36:19,877 --> 00:36:22,676
Chop.

621
00:36:22,677 --> 00:36:26,677
Where's Finn?

622
00:36:32,517 --> 00:36:34,117
Finn?

623
00:36:36,557 --> 00:36:40,557
Oh, shit.

624
00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:46,117
Oh, Finn, I'm so sorry.

625
00:36:48,357 --> 00:36:51,556
Sorry.

626
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:53,237
Oh, it's all right.

627
00:37:48,917 --> 00:37:50,837
I thought you weren't having
a party.

628
00:37:50,838 --> 00:37:54,837
I wanted to piss my mum off.

629
00:37:55,437 --> 00:37:56,836
Are you all right?

630
00:37:56,837 --> 00:38:00,076
Yeah, I suppose.

631
00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:01,716
You'd have liked my nan.

632
00:38:01,717 --> 00:38:05,717
She was always talking about
something.

633
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,877
What are you trying to say?

634
00:38:07,878 --> 00:38:11,476
Nothing. Just... you're always
banging on about it.

635
00:38:11,477 --> 00:38:13,636
You cheeky bas...

636
00:38:13,717 --> 00:38:15,076
No, in a good way.

637
00:38:15,077 --> 00:38:18,156
I like it.

638
00:38:18,157 --> 00:38:20,716
I like talking to you.

639
00:38:20,717 --> 00:38:24,717
And I don't like talking to anybody.

640
00:38:28,197 --> 00:38:30,916
So are we all right?

641
00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:34,917
Yeah. We're all right.

642
00:39:41,598 --> 00:39:44,316
Are you all right?

643
00:39:44,317 --> 00:39:47,276
You seem happy today.

644
00:39:47,277 --> 00:39:49,876
I'm gay, Rae.

645
00:39:49,877 --> 00:39:52,196
Are you pleased about it?

646
00:39:52,197 --> 00:39:53,956
I'm fucking delirious.

647
00:40:15,797 --> 00:40:18,316
Here it is, Churchill.

648
00:40:18,317 --> 00:40:20,196
Where's Tix?

649
00:40:20,197 --> 00:40:22,357
It was... it was something about...

650
00:40:22,358 --> 00:40:24,636
- Danny?
- Danny, it's Rae.

651
00:40:24,637 --> 00:40:25,715
I've had a great time.

652
00:40:25,716 --> 00:40:27,837
It's just nice to get out of the
hospital, isn't it?

653
00:40:27,838 --> 00:40:31,836
It was noisy, wasn't it?
It was... it was something.

654
00:40:31,837 --> 00:40:33,396
Yeah.

655
00:40:33,397 --> 00:40:36,477
It was about something, wasn't it?
It was nice.

656
00:40:36,478 --> 00:40:39,196
Loud.
Yeah. Right, come on.

657
00:40:39,197 --> 00:40:40,476
Noise.

658
00:40:40,477 --> 00:40:41,717
Music.

659
00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:44,676
All right?

660
00:41:00,518 --> 00:41:02,156
Will he be all right?

661
00:41:02,157 --> 00:41:03,836
Yeah, he's fine.

662
00:41:03,837 --> 00:41:05,557
Do you need your hat back?

663
00:41:05,558 --> 00:41:09,316
No, mate, it's yours.
You can keep it.

664
00:41:09,317 --> 00:41:13,196
All right, I'll see you later.
See you.

665
00:41:13,197 --> 00:41:14,956
Thanks.

666
00:41:14,957 --> 00:41:18,796
Bye. Bye.

667
00:41:18,797 --> 00:41:20,596
Oh, bye.

668
00:41:20,597 --> 00:41:24,597
Yeah.

669
00:41:24,757 --> 00:41:28,757
I'll give you a ring this week,
yeah? All right, cool.

670
00:41:44,397 --> 00:41:45,957
I hope he's going to be all right.

671
00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:49,396
Yeah, he'll be fine
when he gets back.

672
00:41:49,397 --> 00:41:53,397
Chloe, listen, I was thinking,
you know about me telling everyone?

673
00:41:54,157 --> 00:41:56,516
Let's just keep it between us.

674
00:41:56,517 --> 00:42:00,517
OK.

675
00:42:01,557 --> 00:42:05,557
So, what happened with you and Finn
in the cupboard last night?

676
00:42:06,077 --> 00:42:08,516
It was interesting.

677
00:42:08,517 --> 00:42:12,517
Can I tell you something?
What?

678
00:42:13,037 --> 00:42:16,196
It was me who sent the letter
to Finn.

679
00:42:16,197 --> 00:42:18,836
What? When did you do that?

680
00:42:18,837 --> 00:42:21,156
When I broke up with Stephen.

681
00:42:21,157 --> 00:42:23,716
I just... wanted to feel normal.

682
00:42:23,717 --> 00:42:27,236
You know, be involved
in something normal.

683
00:42:27,237 --> 00:42:31,156
Does that even make sense?
No.

684
00:42:31,157 --> 00:42:34,755
The more time I spent with him this
week, I don't know, I just...

685
00:42:34,756 --> 00:42:37,357
I think there's something about him.
D'you know what I mean?

686
00:42:37,358 --> 00:42:38,396
Definitely not.

687
00:42:38,397 --> 00:42:40,277
Watch this space, anyway.
No.

688
00:42:40,278 --> 00:42:42,876
What? What?

689
00:42:42,877 --> 00:42:46,877
Do you like anyone at the minute?

690
00:42:47,997 --> 00:42:49,196
No.

691
00:42:49,197 --> 00:42:53,197
No. No.

692
00:42:56,317 --> 00:42:59,357
'Maybe some bullshit is best
kept in your pocket.

693
00:42:59,358 --> 00:43:01,356
'Or your backpack.

694
00:43:01,357 --> 00:43:05,357
'Or even your Olympic-sized
swimming pool.'

695
00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:10,635
The weather here is relentless.

696
00:43:10,636 --> 00:43:13,837
They've called off the local games -
no caber tossing for this year.

697
00:43:15,197 --> 00:43:17,437
I don't know if you've heard of
a rock band called Oasis.

698
00:43:17,438 --> 00:43:20,916
Anyway, I'm rockin'
out. You'd be embarrassed.

699
00:43:20,917 --> 00:43:22,676
I hope school is OK.

700
00:43:22,677 --> 00:43:24,516
I was terrible at school.

701
00:43:24,517 --> 00:43:26,917
Don't feel bad if you get frustrated
with your exams,

702
00:43:26,918 --> 00:43:29,516
it's a really difficult time.

703
00:43:29,517 --> 00:43:32,355
But know that I love you
and care about you so much,

704
00:43:32,356 --> 00:43:34,397
even though it may not seem like it.

705
00:43:34,398 --> 00:43:36,276
Hiya, chuck!

706
00:43:36,277 --> 00:43:38,996
Hello.
We're back.

707
00:43:38,997 --> 00:43:41,316
Oh, my God!

708
00:43:41,317 --> 00:43:45,317
Right, I'm going to put a brew on.
Karim, tell her.

709
00:43:48,997 --> 00:43:52,356
Er... we are...

710
00:43:52,357 --> 00:43:53,436
Married!

711
00:43:53,437 --> 00:43:54,956
Yes, marriage.

712
00:43:54,957 --> 00:43:58,116
Married!

713
00:43:58,117 --> 00:44:01,197
Well, what do you think about it,
Rae? No more sneaking about.

714
00:44:01,198 --> 00:44:04,116
Karim can stay.
What do you think?

715
00:44:04,117 --> 00:44:08,117
I know it's a bit sudden,
but we had no choice, really.

716
00:44:22,037 --> 00:44:26,037
Is everything all right?

717
00:44:32,397 --> 00:44:36,397
What?

718
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,317
Congratulations.

719
00:44:43,092 --> 00:44:51,561

720
00:44:51,611 --> 00:44:56,161
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